Guys everywhere rejoice

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt is back on the market.  Instead of posting pictures of her and that Scottish I am going to start Jennifer's new single days off right by posting pictures of her alone and sexy. 

 

I will say a prayer tonight that they broke up because he was opposed to her desire to pose naked in Playboy.

Jennifer Love Hewitt is beautiful. I always knew she had a great figure, but I didn't remember her being so busty.

She was good in the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies and Heartbreakers.

She always has had a nice chest. Now if she would do a movie more along the lines of "I Know Who You Did Last Summer."

Britney Spears is cold

 

I asked people to tell me why Britney Spear's breasts have suddenly become saggy and flat like pancakes.  I don't understand how this happened.  They tell me my problem is that I don't understand what a push up bra is.

 

These pictures are from Britney leaving a recording session.

Hmmm... You don't suppose Britney breast-fed her kids do you... or her husband?

Anyway, hopefully she gets her health together and who knows - Maybe she'll get some music sales again.

She was funny in a guest appearance on a TV sitcom. I forget which one it was, but it seemed like she had a sense of humour about herself, which I'm sure would come in handy for someone receiving that much public attention.

Britany Spears funniest performance was that time on South Park when she blew her head off, and no one really noticed. Everyone thought it was a new look.

Amy Winehouse's topless vacation never ends

 

It's good to see Amy get some exercise.  Hopefully this vacation will lead to her recording a new record.  They want me to put my top back on& I say no no no

 

I've decided that Blake Wood the photographer guy she is hanging out with is probably on drugs.  First of all he is unnaturally skinny, chick skinny.  Second of all he is hanging out with Amy Winehouse.  Need I say more?



More evidence of my unhealthy obsession with Amy Winehouse topless can be seen here and here and here.  Along with a blurry video of her dancing topless over at the Sun.

Sorry Amy fans, but those are some pics I could have went a lifetime without seeing. She may not be so bad if she started working out a bit and got some tone to her. But those pics are less than desirable.

She could use a few crunches, but I still enjoy the spectacle of her releasing the hounds.

I notice that these didn't have the little strips to hide the special parts.

Kate Moss shows her stuff

 

Here are some pictures of Kate Moss in Thailand.  She is suffering from a similar problem to Lindsay Lohan.  If you wear a potato sack with no bra then chances are your boobs may fall out.

 

They say she is pregnant, but pregnant girls usually do not drink beer and smoke, so I would say this rumor is as real as a Tom Brady wedding.

That last picture actually looks ugly. Some people just don't look good from certain angles. Anyway, if she isn't expecting, she is certainly developing a belly.

Victoria Beckham in Dubai

These pictures are from a party for AC Milan at the Harbour Hotel.  David Beckham plans to buy a 5 million pound apartment there in their tallest building.  How much is 5 million pounds in dollars?  I have no idea.



I remember the big fuss when they Beckhams moved to LA.  Then everyone realized that they could care less.  I have to say I like her hair better now then that horrible haircut she had when she had blond hair.

There is no doubt about her looks; nice indeed. It's like there isn't an ounce of fat anywhere to be seen.

Lindsay Lohan wants to be a ballerina

Today TMZ is reporting that Sam and Lindsay have broken up.  Apparently their New Years Eve fight heralded the end of their relationship.  This will probably be good news in terms of entertainment value.  Sam was obviously the calm one of the relationship.  Look forward to coke charges and high speed chases in the near future for Lindsay.



She looks pretty good in tights.

Tights often do wonders for women. Lohan just has too much hair. She needs to get a hair cut.