Brit's Bodyguards -- Hella, Ella, Ella Rude   Filed under: Britney SpearsA bald, menacing figure used an umbrella on the paps last night -- but it wasn't Britney this time, it was the dude "protecting" her.More importantly though, who's her new hottie chauffeur? See Also Aniston Snacks During Umbrella Attack ...Permalink

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Tom Brady -- No Crutches, No Problem   Filed under: Talk Sports Barely using the rail for assistance, Tom Brady looked pretty stable last night as he tackled the stairs outside his NYC pad -- six weeks to the day after he had surgery on his left knee.If he can walk, he can probably carry Gisele's dry cleaning....Permalink

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Barack's Blacker than He Looks   Filed under: Barack Obama Barack Obama has been keeping a secret from the American public ... and it's right there on top of his head.BO's Chicago barber Zariff (just one name) says the Prez-elect's head of hair isn't quite as silvery-gray as it might appear in high-def....Permalink

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Prince -- Nothing Compares to P.U.   Prince is a genius both of the pen and the guitar, not so much of the olfactory.So says a perfume outfit, which alleges in a new lawsuit His Violaceousness skipped out on his obligation to pump a perfume called 3121. The suit says Prince canceled a...Permalink

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Britney -- I'd Be Freer in Prison!   Filed under: Britney Spears Two words: Uh. Oh.Britney Spears is swinging back (a little) against her rehabbed life in a new documentary, reports the Sun. "I have really good days, and then I have bad days," she says, reportedly. "Even when you go to jail you know there's the...Permalink

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Cops: Jennifer Love's Stuff Jacked Off a Lot   Cops are hunting for a real-life demon on the set of the "Ghost Whisperer" -- after somebody jacked a bunch of stuff out of Jennifer Love Hewitt's trailer last week.So far, no word on what was taken or if JLH was even on the Universal Studios Lot...Permalink

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Scent of a Transgendered Woman   Filed under: Fashion Police, Beauty You don't have to go under the knife to smell like a blonde, buxom former man -- but it will still cost you big time!NYC nightlife transsexual extraordinaire Amanda Lepore, born Armand Lepore, is the latest somewhat famous person to release a perfume...Permalink

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Calista and Mary: Why So Serious?   Filed under: We're Just Sayin', Nurse! Here's 44-year-old "Brothers and Sisters" star Calista Flockhart (left) at an event in Santa Monica this weekend -- and 71-year-old TV icon Mary Tyler Moore (right).Neither one ever played the Joker.We're just sayin'. See Also Danni Minogue Is...Permalink

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Police Serve Spencer Over Bad Plates   For the 99.99% of you that hate Spencer Pratt -- a small victory awaits you.The P-hole was pulled over in West Hollywood last week and ticketed for not having front or back license plates on his car. Unfortunately, it's a fixable ticket -- all Spence...Permalink

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